I'm a wanted reject..

So, my name's Christian and I'm a Filipino. Lived in the Philippines, Dubai, and Canada!

I'm a simple guy: be nice to me and I'll be nice to you, but piss me off and I'll rip your limbs off. ok? :)

This blog contain things that I like and appeal to me, and will sometimes include NSFW stuff, so do not follow if you're under 18. (or at least, if NSFW stuff offends you in any way)

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omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

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when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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