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I'm a wanted reject..

So, my name's Christian and I'm a Filipino. Lived in the Philippines, Dubai, and Canada!

I'm a simple guy: be nice to me and I'll be nice to you, but piss me off and I'll rip your limbs off. ok? :)

This blog contain things that I like and appeal to me, and will sometimes include NSFW stuff, so do not follow if you're under 18. (or at least, if NSFW stuff offends you in any way)

You can also block the tag "nsfw," since I'll be tagging +18 stuff with that sometimes.

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Thanks for viewing my About Me. :D

balletcas:

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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talamorgana:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

This is so accurate it’s unbelievable.

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via samiraaaaaaaaa)

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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So Google does math for you??

my-little-mod-blog:

averagedopeydope:

uskftw:

all1sees:

division

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square roots

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dividing percentages

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IT EVEN FOILS

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beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

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oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

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