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I'm a wanted reject..

So, my name's Christian and I'm a Filipino. Lived in the Philippines, Dubai, and Canada!

I'm a simple guy: be nice to me and I'll be nice to you, but piss me off and I'll fucking rip your limbs off! ok? :)

It doesn't matter what race you are, or what you're a fan of, or what your sexual preference is, because I hate everybody no matter what. :)

If you wanna see my blindness-inducing face, click here! :D

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.

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veeisagenderneutralname:

marfmellow:

iridessence:

I’ll take your man, your girl, and your food.

PERFECTION

omg you can have all of it idec

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all-of-the-funny:

Backpacks

a wonderful funny blog

all-of-the-funny:

Backpacks

a wonderful funny blog

freaking-puppies:

1/3 I spend most of my time being used as a pillow, but Im not complaining. Meet Snickers.

heres some puppies

freaking-puppies:

1/3 I spend most of my time being used as a pillow, but Im not complaining. Meet Snickers.

heres some puppies

richmenslife:

Fire Photograph
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Fire Photograph

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everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.

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goandgetthegun:

stargazingbrothers:

#this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again

goandgetthegun:

stargazingbrothers:

#this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again

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fever-moon:

this is awesome.

this is awesome.

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loungezombie:

i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”

“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”

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every time i try to type “stumble” it ends up “stumblr” think i might have a problem

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i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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scienceisbeauty:

Bee.
Via Flickr (Ewok Jorduman)

scienceisbeauty:

Bee.

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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc, via dropbassnotbombss)